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You bought a differential gasket? What are you, rich?

Russian naval aviation? Is the destroyer supposed to wait around while Russia tows its carrier into position?

Who said anything about carriers ? Stay on topic Boris!

Billions? That's cute.

Of course they could komrade..... but why would they go to the bother?

Where?

Found it: Image credit FA commenter “NO”

I hope the crew of don’t all again resign en masse..., in terror of mother Russia’s might!

I have no trouble believing that Chris Evans is a cunt.

Agreed. What a terrible thing for the attorney to say. I can’t fathom how he thought it was a good idea to say that.

“Was Will Smith acting like a Saint?”

This is a very common pastime out on the wild highways of Montana. I always see lots of folks scavenging roadkill. If that’s your jam, then rock on, I guess.

This is a weird way to say “you need to see a doctor for your clinical depression”

“The ’80s were awesome.”

As someone who graduated high school in 1985, I say, with love in my heart, fuck you with a rusty spatula.

This is absolutely amazing. Honestly, a great work, I really found it fascinating. Love this line, which made me almost spit out water from laughing:

I guessed correctly, which is a real waste of my luck allocation for the year.

Funny my buddy just sent me this this morning

Scirocco Guy is thrusting in your general direction! OH YEAH!