you seem like a fun guy

Donkey Boner!

Did he have pants on?

330d as a permanent replacement for a M3? And the owner is content? Why did he even buy the M3?

Willis was given a BMW 330d as a replacement...

Uh oh, better tap into the reserve supplies of Labatt Blue.

yeah, i’m such a sheep for liking PS4’s exclusives more
i should do more research

I’m already sick of hearing about Miatas. Another year of weekly Doug columns on a Miata would make me leave this site.

Replacing the odd, squared-off wheel openings with the rounded ones really makes it a lot more attractive. This is what Pontiac should have released.

WHY DO I LIKE THIS????

It’s not about the looks, Owen, it’s about the commitment! She’s not one of these GLORY GIRL pornstars that just lies there looking hot. She leaves it all on the field! She plays all four quarters of that scene! She gives 115%!

actually two things that would rest heavily on you

I vote for a semi truck trans so that they can double clutch instead of granny shift.

Or you could practice being better at soccer so people dont embarrass you so much.

Just want to say that the Jim Tomsula lifehacks are fucking genius. Absolute genius, Drew.

Concurred. I’ve never seen a blog bleed to death before.

HOW

the things are made of tin foil, tissue paper, spit, and a healthy dose of hope

Can Gawker just list off all the people they’ve fired instead of this Cleveland-like sadness parade where I keep going into a column I enjoy to find out that it’s the last entry?

Umm.. WTF is going on with Gawker? Seems to be many of the sub blogs being closed and people leaving

“At maneuvering speed the truck feels like a sloth wearing an Iron Man suit: unstoppable, yet unmotivated.”