The sex stuff this new generation is doing is out of control. Eye play?! That’s dangerous. Someone could go blind. In my day, the only kinky thing we did was watch The Mary Tyler Moore Show while making whoopie on the sofa. If you looked at the screen at the wrong time, sure, you’d climax to Ed Asner, but the worst…

I have no idea how anyone can be upset about this. If an NFL superstar ripped down my banner, I would be on fucking cloud nine. It would be my go-to story. If I ever needed an interesting fact to impress people, I’ve got it. “Oh, you got Cam Newton’s autograph? That’s cool. Not to one up you or anything, but he ripped…

I’m a Packers fan and I can’t believe these fuck-wits are claiming this interaction with Cam Newton ruined their day.

So what you’re saying is, Miata is the answer?

by answering miata you have thus helped to prove that indeed miata is always the answer

Sure, I know a lot of nice owners, but they preach about these dumb little cars so much that they put the Mormons and the Jehovah’s Witnesses both to shame.

Ford Mustang. I’m a 31 year old white-collar doofus and I would love to spend $35k on a new Mustang GT. But I can’t. Because the stereotype is there for a reason. Even if it does have 435 HP and a great suspension and awesome exhaust note and killer looks.

Issues aside, 9/11 gave a lot of hard working Americans a much needed vacation.

Issues aside, Mussolini made the trains run on time.

Thank goodness for articles like this, since these are the headlines he gets elsewhere.

If you look like Al Borland, shouldn’t you exclusively wear flannel? Very confused by this list.

good point - how do we know this wasn’t what took down the Russian flight over the Sinai? a jetman with a magnetic bomb!

This sounds like a really fun trolling tactic, and I would have loved to take part in it myself if Cam Newton hadn’t stolen my laptop.

I am a[n emotionally stunted and/or sociopathic] 26-year-old man living in Michigan. I have a 17-year-old [and therefore, I assume, highly susceptible to manipulation through implicit or explicit threat of physically and/or emotionally abusive behavior] coworker [around] who[m I have constructed an elaborate sexual…

I should probably just, like, stop sharing stories...

At least your dick was still attached after the blender incident.

The extremely abridged version: When my grandma (now 93) was 19 she was working as a waitress at a cafe in Seattle for like $0.25 an hour or something. A photographer who had a studio above the cafe offered her $10 per hour to pose nude. She posed for a couple sessions. They are very classy and artfully done…

You can't say something like that and not provide further explanation...

That’s understandable. Less understandable: I once accidently jacked off to a picture of my grandma! And I now have that same (nude) photo of my grandma hanging on my living room wall.