Certainly not you, it seems.

I don't see how that's true

It cost $10-20k to paint a full 100,000 sq. ft. factory/warehouse here in the north east. We just had one of our facilities painted a month ago, and it included prep work. If it really does cost $500k, you’re getting royally screwed.

How the fuck doe it take $500,000 to paint a gas station? Are they using actual gold paint?

UPDATE: Kerry’s down from the tree.

Twice a day is way too generous for Trump.

What do they say about broken clocks?

This is the first thing I’ve heard Trump say that I actually like the sound of.

Honestly, I think it worked better not having a Bentley. That was a fun episode.

Greg Oden had the same issue.

Can you not see the appeal of other bikes but still be happy that people love riding them? I don’t like Harleys at all. But I love that people are passionate about them. I’m happy that people build communities and friendships around them.

Hello gang. Would love to chat some more about Top Gear things and shamelessly promote my new book but duty calls. Stay tuned to the usual Jalop channels though because I hope we might be able to do a proper Q&A type thing in the near future. Ithangyoo. Richard

Separated at birth? Uncanny.

I commute home in bumper-to-bumper traffic (seriously my 7 mile drive home takes anywhere from 30-45 minutes) and I’ve noticed that anytime there’s a huge gap at a red light like that, 99.9% of the time the driver will be texting. Also this is why I get in my lane and STAY there as much as possible, because you can’t…

Torch may still be the most likely to bite someone’s ear off though.

When I was little, my sisters invited me to play hide and seek with them. I was super excited because they never wanted to do anything with me. However they had spent hours recording themselves on cassette tapes saying things like “over here!” “getting warmer” or “mikey, come and find us”. They then hide the tapes in…

I use the “I’ll time you trick” on my daughters all the time. Children are such adorable, glorious little morons.

“Why, girls, in some ways these mattress coupons are *better* than money!”

Chiming in from the cold, cold gray here... I find it bewildering that the biker’s technically illegal pass is getting nearly the same attention as the drivers absolutely illegal vigilantism. Yes, please, everyone obey the law to the letter, or else! As a matter of fact, next time I slightly roll a stop I’m just going…