Didn’t read the article, huh?

did you read it? you should read it.

Except there weren’t any drugs...

OH! I know! Something about Jesus?

Every bit of me wants to hate their music, but I just can’t! I love the looks I get when people see this middle aged white guy blasting it on the stereo in my Buick.

So much delusion here I am actually pretty blown away. Because it was on your wall in poster form as a kid does not mean it was the right vehicle at the right time or that it even came near to meeting its intended purpose.

No

I forgot how ugly that thing was. Jesus.

I’m sure blow up doll photography is a thing on the interwebs, but if you have as much variety in this specific genre as $kaycog has in hers I will be most impressed. Creeped out, but impressed.

I’m like “awww” and “yikes” at the same time.

A base layer of gel is applied before the polish itself goes on, which allows it to grab onto the nail a little better than your average nail enamel. After each layer of polish, a UV light is used to bake on each layer.

I also work in the automotive industry and my hands take some serious abuse. When I go to the salon I get what’s called “acrylic powder.” It’s not a polish, but a powder that’s moistened and shaped on top of the nails. It’s a billion times better than the gel! Mine hold up for two+ weeks with no chips or peeling.

To be fair....baseball fucking sucks.

I am a Millennial
I studied and am employed in Marketing, allow me to marketing fluff-up my sentiments on this heap:

Car company design a “Lifestyle” vehicle for young people :

I drop popcorn on the floor of the movie theater because they have people they’ve hired to clean it up.

I can’t look at that without thinking “holy fuck” over and over again.

The density of takes in this one meme is approaching Neutron Star level

I bet the pope reclined when he flew over here.

A lot of quality craftsmanship of questionable aesthetic merit. I’m a little disappointed at the seeming lack of attention given to the interior. Personally, I wouldn’t pay anything over LeMons money for it, but it’s certainly worth a lot more than what I’d pay. How much more? I haven’t a clue. I don’t know what the…