“Chances are pretty good that they’ll all die in prison.”

I’m severely disappointed I had to scroll down so far to see this.

As someone rather intimately familiar with factory farming practices, I would be much more willing to eat one of these Roma’s freshly slaughtered chickens than even the most expensive industrially-produced poultry.

Of course BMW doesn’t care about what I think. They care about what rich, boring white people think.

Already own this game on PC, and I just want the promised co-operative multiplayer to get finished already!

Already own this game on PC, and I just want the promised co-operative multiplayer to get finished already!

“I have to assume the Chinese government knows what’s best for its people”

Oh please, as if that’s gonna slow the hackers down for more than a week or two. Nintendo is totally screwing over legitimate consumers just to slightly increase the level of challenge for hackers to crack it open. What an idiotic sacrifice to make.

Good to know it still has the SD card slot hardware though. I’m sure…

“I was sent out with a hotwire cable and a screwdriver, told to bring it back.”

Oh for fuck’s sake, when did that happen? How have they gone backwards? The Wii systems were perfect, just regular-ass universal SD cards that could be copied, cloned, whatever and could even hold lots of other useful files for use on the Wii/U as well.

So they’ve ditched SD card compatibility for the Switch? Fucking…

I’m just gonna leave this here, because clearly none of us are fucking outraged enough.

I mean, that volunteer police officer would have been trained for at least as long as it takes to watch the first four seasons of Breaking Bad. I can’t see how someone with that kind of deadly weapons training could possibly make such a grievous error.

“I know that chart, but it neglects the contribution of capital to productivity. If I suddenly spend a hundred million dollars on a hundred new machines for my factory (in my imagination, ok) each of my workers has just doubled their productivity”

Yes, but how did you get that hundred million dollars in the first…

Sure, but could he not also make copies of his awesome savegames before he lets his kid destroy them? That’s what I do with my step-daughter. Test Drive Unlimited, Starcraft 2, Roller Coaster Tycoon 3, I’ve either got copies of completed savegames or I just hack the shit out of the game with cheats/trainers if I never…

It’s already happening. Also, you have to understand the sheer reach of Colorado’s grey market. See all those non-legal states around Colorado? Kansas, Idaho, Nebraska, Utah, etc? A substantial amount of the demand for cannabis in all of those states and others even further away is now being met by legally-produced…

She’s destroyed her career already, it doesn’t really matter what she does. The outcome for her will be the same.

The main thing she’s damaging is the Conservative party. Once she’s history, they’ll still have to deal with the fallout of her alliance with the DUP.

Nahh, 5:1 odds he’s half-black. Hell, if his mom became impregnated with him while having an affair it could easily have contributed to her husband leaving in the first place.

Remember, adoption is expensive. It was relatively less so 50 years ago, but still not cheap. I kinda doubt a middle-class family living in…

Exactly!

+1, though with all their crazy semi-submersible boats and whatnot the South American, and especially Colombian, drug cartels don’t really move their product through Mexico anymore. No reason to deal with the Mexican cartels and pay their exorbitant smuggling/protection fees when they can just float the goods straight…

Hahaha, oh hell no. Definitely not, for a variety of reasons. First off, legal grow ops are incredibly well-integrated with local law enforcement. There are regular inspections and the construction/layout of the facility must adhere to strict codes that enhance security and transparency.

I’d say the ones getting bent out of shape are the 32 dweebs who got butthurt over one guy poking holes in the crappy plot of a dumb super-hero movie.

Marvel films are fucking stupid. They have illogical, derivative, unoriginal plots just the vast majority of action movies. That’s fine! That doesn’t mean they can’t be…