"the American Beverage Association swears that artificial sweeteners are totally safe and a good weight-loss tool—a position endorsed by the American Diabetes Association and the FDA"

Too bad that Cuban ingenuity leads to a lot of stuff like mixing up asbestos to make replacement brake liners. By hand.

Whatever car you choose, I hope that you do get yourself a nice project going. May whatever it is get finished and devour many tires!

The L-bodies are super easy to work on. There is a liiiittle less room in the engine bay than my J-body, but nothing too catastrophic. It just means you have to run a special, extra-short oil filter.

I'm still waiting for it to happen. All the trolls out there in the world and none of them are amusing :'(

This is my attitude as well. Cats can become quite tolerant of lactose if their guts are colonized by a good amount of Lactobacilli. This same effect can even work on lactose intolerant humans. Lactose tolerance is entirely based on what kinds of microbes you host in your digestive tract. Some people are more…

"Considering you cannot "measure" how clean a mouth is"

My favorite bit has to be the moment when the person's hand first makes contact and you can see the cat come to the realization that she is being touched. The quick twist of her head and the sudden shocked/disgusted expression. She seems so deeply offended.

"I would like to receive three rubs exactly. No less, no more."

Whatever, its mouth is still cleaner than yours.

In before all the people who will be furious about this because:

No, you just pull your pants down a little bit instead of all the way down around your ankles like Westerners do. Your beltline should rest just below your crotch, with your legs still almost entirely covered up by them. They do not bunch up and get in the way like that.

Pretty much the same as my thought process here.

Huzzah for well-informed pet owners! Gold star for you!

But what about team Dog-Cat?

This is not pizza. This is a casserole. It may have various merits as a food, I won't argue that, but you may not call it pizza. It just isn't.

I love dog-logic.

I reiterate this statement:

"But that purpose is not off-road hooning"

Let me get this out of the way right up front: Fuck You!