Wow, my info is outdated by about 18 months, but I'm surprised they've started coming back up already. Nice (we already have ours). Sounds like you were looking at four-door models. Those are a bit more valuable as there are less than half as many US-spec sedans as compared to coupes. Even fewer if you only count…

Plus one million to these sentiments. The tendency people have to stereotype carries on well past other humans. Making judgements about dogs based on appearance or other superficial stuff, like with pretty much everything, is a terrible idea. It seems to happen with Doxies A LOT. At the opposite end of the…

Haha, Shelties can be little buggers as well. Comes along with the intelligence. Collies have some of my favorite dog personalities, but nothing beats bullies in my book.

Dude. How do you not know any lower-middle-class people? We steal fucking EVERYTHING out of hotel rooms. We have just enough money to afford to stay in a hotel every now and then, but we are still so poor that the pricing seems outrageous. So we steal stuff to make the expenditure feel justified.

Oh, they do fine, but they are not a dog for beginners. "Dog People" generally do great with Dachshunds because they know proper training and won't take any of a Doxie's bullshit. The problem is that because Dachshunds are a "cute" breed they often wind up in the hands of first-time, or otherwise ignorant, dog owners.

"he'll eventually wind up hanging himself"

LoL, the greatest thing about this is that lots of folks in the UK know who he is, but they all HATE him. There's a reason he works here and not there. I've heard it said by a genuine Brit that he is "the worst British export since Marmite".

Dachshunds are for hunting badgers. That is what they are for, and they are damn good at it. No offense, but as house-pets I would say they are easily among the bottom 5 worst breeds.

PFFFT! Don't you know!? IUDs are just as bad as abortions. They are Satan's toothpicks(?) When a woman uses an IUD it is like she is murdering an infant every single month! IUDs HAVE KILLED MILLIONS OF BABIES! STOP KILLING BABIES!!!

Most folks don't like their looks which depresses their prices even more. People who like that style of car are going to be a lot more drawn to the M Coupe than the E36 compact. I'm not really confident enough to say if they will rise in value. The E36 M3 and iS cars are definitely future classics, but the compact's…

Hell man, clean E36 M3s can be had for as little as $7k. The E36 cars are pretty much at the bottom of their depreciation run. Some, like M cars and is models, might eventually gain back some value. However, most of them are destined to become bangers.

Watch it mate, that's exactly how Chris Harris drives most modern performance cars. Hot Audis, Mercs, and other computerized super sports cars. He puts the suspension in full comfort mode and turns the traction control off. He *always* complains about cars in which this combination is not possible. The harder,…

This dude's amazing red leisure suit.

Totally typical. Bully breeds have a predisposition to being intuitive with and docile towards humans whilst being aggressive towards various 4-legged creatures (other dogs especially). Even especially bitey pit-bulls who kill squirrels and such will never intentionally harm a human unprovoked.

E85 would like to have a word with you sir.

What's funny about it is that if they spent $10,000 less on the car (buying a lesser model) and then used super-premium tires/oil/brakes they would end up with a higher-performance vehicle than the more expensive car with super-shit consumables. Better reliability, better safety, better everything.

Try $2000 on a car like that! You could only put correctly sized tires on it for $1000 if you used super-cheap and nasty ones.

FOOL! Do you want Old Spice's Chief of Marketing (Dog) to hang himself!?

Damn, haha. I tend to think more in terms of something with a reasonable OEM parts supply chain.

There are tons of easy pie-in-the-sky answers to this, but I think there are some reasonably realistic options that are gob-smackingly amazing cars to drive.