I thought that was Nick Swardson

yes. the BOOK!!!

That is also the point in the book that I started to get seriously annoyed. I’m hoping the show deals with it better. 

I love John Turturro and the Big Lebowski. But it’s difficult for me to envision wanting to see a comedic feature length film about a character who flashes 8 year olds

This is where my mind immediately went too. 

Liked the show. But it was kind of disappointing that this was the best fight scene in the entire season and it occurred in the first episode. I was hoping for more swordplay like that and it didn’t really show up. 

I typically make pies using the store bought pie crust in a Pyrex tin. The pies as a whole turn out great exc for the crust on the bottom, which is soggy or raw. I don't want to cook them longer because the rest of the pie is perfectly cooked. What can I do to ensure the bottom crust is nice and flaky?

I’ve not used food as a bookmark, but I have inadvertently left tiny food stains on a library book before (such as a few drops from a drink or a smudge from a lightly ketchup-ed finger.

seems like she just really needed to fart. is that Goop’s platform? Stop holding in farts? Because that’s probably good advice

I’ve always heard it called the 5-second rule. Three seconds isn’t enough time to recover a dropped food particle.

Watches Ready or Not last night at home, then went out to see Knives Out in theaters today. It makes for a nice little “shitty rich people” double feature

Okay, Spanfeller is a (an?) herb. Thanks! 

I keep seeing the term herb thrown around since the Deadspin disaster and I feel like I’m out of the loop. What does herb reference beyond weed and savory plants for flavoring food?

The NFL is like the Trump administration - they’re immoral to the bone, extremely corrupt, and they actively work against the well-being of everyone but themselves -but they’re completely terrible at hiding it. This is as transparently a bad faith stunt as could be, and would be extremely embarrassing for them but for…

I’ll rarely drink an actual glass of milk (aside from an occassional glass of chocolate milk after a workout, which supposedly helps your muscles recover but I just like a good excuse to drink chocolate milk).

yeah the ending of Haunting of Hill House was my biggest gripe. It seemed to end on an optimistic(?) type of note, which just...huh? The house is undeniably evil so I’m not sure how we were supposed to reconcile that

The book was fucking terrible and I hated having read it. It didn’t help that The Shining is one of my all time favorite books. 

At some point, Han Solo had to get/buy clothes. Sure, maybe he stole that vest, or found it in a box of shit he was smuggling, or punched a guy right out of it, but he had to have shopped for at least SOME of his clothes (like his boots, or his Darth Vader Underoos), right?

That’s funny, I just tried Lagunitas Daytime IPA over the weekend (I was ocillating between that or the One-y in the store). I felt they did the best they could with a light IPA but it was not satisfying after the first few sips. Just super thin tasting.

That’s Adam Carolla in the top image? I thought it was Al Franken