Thank you!!

Fun fact: there are no qualifications necessary to call yourself a “nutritionist”. A registered dietitian is the only person you should be taking medical advice from.

OMG if there was a Taco Bell in Australia, I would leave work right now and drive to it.

You don’t just get a 10 ounce steak for $12 without at least a little help from the devil.

Have you tried any of the long-wear gloss/stain formulas? The YSL Glossy Stains and Armani Ecstasy Lacquer are both SUPER nice. They wear longer than gloss, longer than the slippier/more emollient type of lipstick, but of course not as long as a matte. SUPER comfortable, super non-drying.

- Pack an overnight/weekend bag so you have socks, undies and your toothbrush immediately available. Don’t forget a towel!

I have a friend who isn’t super into American pop culture

R.I.P. Mariah Ora, we barely knew ya.

Okay I have this game figured out.

Why embarrassing!? Don’t all new mothers take professional photos with their newborns? She just has more money to do that flowery, flowing, oceany whatever.

Good thing your personal experience is universal, and all dogs are the same, then.

But... you still don’t know her dog.

Sorry but this story is shit-stirring and mean.

House of the Devil, It Follows, Suspiria, 10 Cloverfield Lane, The Invitation, The Witch, The Descent. The definition of horror is always a little fuzzy and some of those are maybe more in other genres, but they’re all good and adrenaline-heavy and horror-trope-heavy, so. The Others is imo good btw.

Please give me your horror movie recommendations!

I had my first rose oh, about 6 months ago and it’s surpassed pinot greege as my go-to. I fucking love it. It tastes like wine coolers. I haven’t tried the fancy Aldi’s one yet, but I did have a bubbly one at a bar and it made my heart sing. This one’s my everyday favorite - $13 at Target!

Nay, ya heathen.

Blackface is something specific. I’m not really supportive of it’s continued expansion into more and more situations.

A little horse is NOT a pony.