Here’s a super basic primer!

I was a retail manager for a couple of years. I have three little nugz of advice that may seem like common sense, but my failure to grasp them made that job miserable for me: 1) Develop a system to effectively manage your time. MGRS are constantly being pulled in different directions as situations arise, but you…

It took me an embarrassingly long time to work that out. 😄

Congrats! I got a new job after being fired (without warning and with no explanation) and am loving my new job so far! Now that I’m not a nervous wreck all the time (old boss was a yeller) I can actually do non-work-related stuff again. I can have hobbies, yo!

Brag/accomplishment thread! My brag is I’M DONE WITH GRAD SCHOOL!!! I submitted the last of my coursework today! So to celebrate I made a peach-blueberry pie with tons of crumble on top and I’m having the most amazing burger rn. I put TWO slices of cheese on it because fuck it. Lots of wine. Brag here everyone! Let’s…

Is this from the Guy Fieri Kids line? Flavor Town Tyke?

Yep. I am continuously shocked at the puritanism that comes out over this. At least reactionary right-wing evangelicals are consistent, unlike a lot of self-professed “sex-positive” liberals who do mental gymnastics to explain why their pearl-clutching is really feminist or something.

“Doggo” and “pupper” are acceptable.

My mother calls her dogs “doggos”.

This will be followed by a television series about a group of twentysomethings who saw this movie about a group of women reading a book and were inspired.

You hear “Ignition” at the grocery store?

While Kissinger may be a complete shitstain on humanity, the dude’s been in diplomacy for a long time. He can’t help but have learned a little something about plausible deniability, and that what’s not said often is much, much more important than what is.

This season was incredible. Hands down for me, the best episode was “American Bitch” with Matthew Rhys as a famous writer accused of sexual impropriety. That episode still haunts me for its brilliant writing and acting. Stellar.

Any pizza is a personal pan pizza if you believe in yourself. Keep living your best life. (No snark.)

Donny, please.

THIS IS THE BEST THING IVE READ IN A LONG, LONG TIME

Quit today this is the best thing you’ve ever written.

Some of my former student will say they suffered their worst prank at my hands. A few years ago I convinced my 4th grade science class that because of a very rare alignment of Venus, Earth, Mars and the Sun the gravity on Earth would be affected for 6/10 of a second and that if they jumped at the exact right moment,…