All this time Trump has been saying the election is rigged. Anyone put any thought into whether that was an accusation or a confession?

I’d bring some Stand by Your Man-chego, a bread basket of deplorables and some First Lady fingers. :)

I’m incensed by “I can help who’s next.” THAT IS GRAMMATICALLY INCORRECT.

As if his hands could wrap all the way around a baby’s neck.

I’m pretty embarrassed to admit this, but I was once anti-choice. I was a born-again christian asshole. I spoke at a dinner, there’s video of me at the age of 19 on a christian talk show, marched at an anti-choice event. I do my penance now by giving money every month to Planned Parenthood and having an abortion every…

I was a John Mayer fan

Yeah, describing people as being a particular celebrity’s “type” isn’t terribly helpful. (“Looking for women that would remind Paul Giamatti of his college girlfriend, but in a pleasantly melancholic way (because of how that relationship started), not a bitter way (because of how it ended). Some nudity required.”)

Someone painted, “pumpkin spice is people” outside my starbucks.

There is really not enough wine in this world to get me to next Tuesday and possibly beyond if HRC wins. Comey fucks her over with emails she had nothing to do with and yet no ine is batting an eye that Trump is in bed with Putin.

SEE

Self absorbent guys arent all bad. You can use them to clean wine spills.

This is now my favourite Obama story. :)

Fake Love is great. I love when Drake gets loud in his raps. Sneakin with 21 Savage and Wanna Know are also good.

I could always use more life.

I can, but it’s really not on me to educate you. Try googling.

Yes! It’s as annoying as someone calling their significant other “mommy” or “daddy.” No, thanks. I already have a dad and he hasn’t returned from the grocery store yet.

Does he even acknowledge

Duterte later apologized, but that’s besides the point. He’s an ass.

I hated school by senior year in high school, and my best friend had an afternoon work study job in town, so I often got “sick” at lunch and rode home with her. But the principal started just sending me to the nurse’s office, so I upped the ante and began telling him that I had suddenly started my period and had to go…