He seems to be saying, “Look at that plane over there, honey. Do you think they’re taking pictures of us?”

Are you trying to make rising sea levels WORSE?

I will not make a “push him back into the ocean” joke. I absolutely refuse to, as much as he deserves it for being such an unrepentant asshole, because that would be wrong.

Yeah, I was sexually confused as a teen and was really into Placebo.

Ah yeah, I admittedly didn’t think about it from that angle. Teen me had a very weird/morbid obsession with Nirvana and Kurt Cobain more specifically. I was like, 3 when he died.

“Paul Ryan said, “We are united in our shock...” 

Okay? Did anyone here say “yes, let’s shoot people! It’s great!” No one even said it’s good they got shot, and no, that’s not what the karma comment was saying. Can we all say “yeah shooting people is bad” and then move onto how this particular set of assholes make shooting people super easy?

Today, I become a Republican once again.

It doesn’t get more American than This Folks.

They all took turns giving it mouth-to-mouth, even though it was clearly unharmed.

Guns for all! Health care, not so much!

Who is being a dick? I didn’t say I’m thankful that they were shot.

Glad it appears that nobody will die as a result of this. That being said, it’s tragic justice to be shot by a weapon you fought to ensure would be available to anyone, anytime - and it’s unfortunately going to take a few shootings targeting conservatives before they start to come around on gun control and our mental…

Thank god they’ve got excellent health care!

I’m sure Russell Brand is seething in the corner.

Speaking as an alcoholic, relationships with people who are addicted or alcoholic are usually toxic, for all parties. IMO, it doesn’t necessarily mean Khloe herself is toxic.

My nephew Washing Machine makes weird noises and is clearly unbalanced.

I think it’s the “machine” part. My cousin, Sex Machine, is also a scumbag.

Hot Taek: The original Dirty Dancing was garbage too.

Yeah, no muscle there.