Do you realize the QB-Glorification Channel, ahem, ESPN, has to move a permanent office to Cleveland? They have to expense at least a reporter, 2 cameras, and one intern who has to document his every move and try to make Manz seem like the future Tom Brady? They have to try to make a cleveland orange heisman cardboard…

Odds Manziel texted other teams the exact same thing? Gotta be near 100% right? I love visiting my buddies in Cleveland, and there's a lot to recommend there, but no pro athlete just starting his career campaigns to go to the Factory of Sadness.

I want to wreck this league together.