Instead of throwing my own comment in, I’m just going to “second” what you said. Pretty much summed it up for me.

IDK; I mean...it’s a 20 year old, enthusiast car-how many miles should it have on it? People complain when they sit in vacuum-sealed garages and say “cars are meant to be driven!”...then someone actually drives them and then it’s “this car has too many miles!”. I have a newer car with more miles on it TBH and would…

This has enough new tech to make it a safe and comfortable daily or cruiser. Enough juice and pedals to make it fun, and enough analog buttons to satisfy a Luddite like me, and it still looks like a BMW should, not a bloat d version of what a BMW should look like with a bloated kidney grill. A lot to like here, is it…

I got your metatarsals right there at the bottom.
I bought your jawbone back in Autumn, you must not have caught that.
There prob’ly was problem with the science or somethin’.
Sometime my tiny arms get in the way of jottin’
But anyway, fuck it. What’s up man, How’s your plinth?
I’m up at auction too, but it looks like…

Oh I’m watching this one. The last time he was on there, I about burst a blood vessel laughing. Chris Rock came back for a skit too.

Transphobia isn’t murder. If you say it over and over again and try to convince others of it, it still isn’t murder. Dave never said anything transphobic.

If speaking FACTS that men can’t…

My son told me this weekend: “If one guy can be CEO of 3+ companies, then CEOs don’t do a whole lot.”

This is the only Jetta build variant I care to see:

Ontario! Not Alberta, as I assumed

And yet in the second movie he forced the Terminator to be the good guy.

*Amber Heard has entered the chat*

“Oh, you’re allergic? Good,” Woods reportedly said.

This Disney/Marvel viral marketing is going too far.

I expect the results will at least be marginally better than Foxconn

WAY TO GO, JOE!

also they were later burned at the stake, probably. 

But the report makes both of them sound bad (if true) so it’s in both of their best interests if it’s true to issue a statement just like this.

The grosser way of saying it is: “The top of someone’s head is never ugly”

Everything’s special when it comes with a blowjob. 

All I want to know is WHAT MAKES THE SALAD DRESSING SPECIAL?