Had to see the house. Dayum. That’s a nice place. I’m kinda in love with this view:

You forgot vaginal mesh, late night adverts in my neck of the woods are all about vaginal mesh. Led to a very descriptive and harrowing story from my 82 year old grandmother over thanksgiving actually. Is that butter sculpture show by the guys who did the boiling hot grape soda enemas in crotchless Hamburgular suits…

This is why the massive “burn it down I’m so vindicated” posts make me roll my eyes.

Let’s not forget that lower-ranking men and women lose their jobs with prejudice for tiny offenses and can’t even get unemployment, let alone golden parachutes. My Godfather got into a fender-bender in a parking lot while driving a company car, whereby when he bumped into another car’s bumper that was parked and…

He’ll get some settlement; not $30million, but something. Obviously, he violated the morals clause, but the myriad layers of management and administration at NBC didn’t stop him (and it’s laughable to suggest no one knew anything for 25 years; absurd). So, in order to minimize the bad PR for NBC, they’ll give him…

He needs all the money he can get cause I’m pretty sure his wife is going to take him to the cleaners. She’s looked the other way for years for the money - he bought her a $33 million house in the Hamptons last year - but at this point I’m sure she’s had enough.

Oh, honey! There’s a bag of Pepperidge Farm Brussels cookies on my night table right now.

“Mediocre white man does shitty shit and still gets a huge payout. News at 11.”

*wheeze*... Don’t worry, dolly. I’m still here... just.

Too much effort, the Mooch wouldn’t bother taking the time to look for gifs.

Especially since the kid was in NICU, as I recall!! He’d better have gotten her a hell of a push present after that one.

Damn you’re stupid. The writer never said they were a lawyer. Reading comprehension is clearly not your thing. And your sex offender registry comment was stupid. You don’t get put on a sex offender registry simply for touching a child.

My mother called my bully’s mother up and then we both went over there and she made my bully apologize to me. I was terrified while it was happening but it nipped the problem in the bud. Of course it only did because the girl’s mama CARED and made her apologize.

Uhhh...didn’t he also text her “I’ll pray for our child,” when the kid was born? Would take more than a couple months for me to move past that, if I were in her shoes.

Or maybe Geraldo should be fucking fired like the rest of the pervert squad.

Deserves more stars 🌟

Nope, sorry, I think given that Hershey’s ‘chocolate’ is widely sold in the US and they havent gone out of business, the opinion of every American on any kind of chocolate is automatically suspect :p

You think a photo of a woman smiling at someone negates any likelihood that he may have sexually assaulted her? We may as well accept that Harvey Weinstein is not guilty, in that case. I mean, seriously?

Who can compete with Lisa Bonet, huh? I mean, I’m good but I’m not THAT good.

I’m a bad person ( Australian) and can’t help trying to copy it and then cracking up when I hear an outrageous Kiwi accent. It’s the only time I ever feel compelled to do something this offensive. It says something about the attractiveness of their men that they manage to be sexy in spite of this (see: All Blacks…