Thanks for the last two bites My Darling<3

He thinks it’s cheese. He likes cheese:/

I don’t know Stassi, but - hey - at least she’s honest. I’ve skipped my share of meals . What young woman out there hasn’t?

Same here. I can’t believe we were treated like that. Standing out in below zero winds waiting for the schoolbus with our asses hanging out. Good Times.

And they call people in their fifties “elderly.” WTF?

Wait. Isn’t she pronouncing “clitorus” incorrectly?

I don’t see 65% of the male population of my High School here. What’s up with that?

This is the interpretation I have always appreciated. Granted, guys do take a lot of trouble over their dicks, but this....? Nah.

Yes. VERY cool. The headless part is very disappointing:(

Is this good or bad? I was late to the whole “Ugly Sweater” meme. Should it be flat-out repulsive, or so ugly that it’s actually somewhat appealing., or clever but completely impractical, because I have seen a few of the latter. One sweater was decorated with actual 3-dimensional objects:)

Oh yeah. My mom’s phone number is still listed under my Dad’s name, and he passed away 16 years ago:/ She never got over the fact that she didn’t have any sons.

Of course. And all of his crap in her purse:/

Beautiful words:)

I remember that well. And I want to know why more dicks weren’t scorched;

But but but but GOSSIP. What WILL we do?

All the power to you. My ID. Do you see this?

He doesn’t care because he doesn’t care. He will never be ostracized for what he said.

Good guess. Likely true.

Luv you Jerry, buuut you are also a guy. Women nearing or passing 50 don’t always find it so liberating.

I get you. Don’t give up