Don’t tempt fate! If enough of us band together united in snark we can keep the good ship afloat!

Yeah. No. They should have just stuck to the facts. They are cops, right? A simple, “The LAPD will not be investigating the allegations due to the statute of limitations...” Facts are good.

Ditto! And I might be a prolific snark, but it’s all been within a relatively short period. I’m making up for lost time (i.e. a couple of years spent loitering without actually contributing).

I guess now we’re waiting for the statement where Charlie Sheen admits he was abused as a child by someone/comes out as bi or pan to attempt to deflect the idea that he assaulted a minor.

Charlie Sheen has denied the allegation that he assaulted Corey Haim, while the LAPD confirmed they’re launching an investigation into the matter.

I saw the movie Lucas when I was a young teenager and I have to say, Charlie Sheen was fucking gorgeous in that movie. With everything that we know about Charlie and now this. I believe he did that shit.

Ohhhh no please not Jeffrey Tambor.... god dammit!!!! I’m surprised the Feldman story didn’t get more attention from Jez.

Hee! Is because I watch way too much PBS. ^^ But seriously, Simon Schama’s “Power of Art” documentary series has a fuckton of great personal details on the artists profiled. The Caravaggio episode is a fantastic baroque Italian soap opera drama full of drunks and blood and cheating and artistic cattiness and duels and…

While Kelly is at it, perhaps she could ask colleagues over at Lifehacker to unban me, where I have no idea what I did to offend the purveyors of productivity and cooking tips.

I especially love oatmeal cookies with strawberry ice cream.

I would like to be un-greyed but I feel my request would be out of turn given I’ve only been commenting here for five minutes. I second the notion for a mass un-greying!

Yes me too. It hurt my feelings at the time. I felt like I’d done something wrong, even though I didn’t. It’s a bummer.

Major Burn is in the greys!?!

In my head that is exactly what I look like when I flip the bird. Raw dead scary, but triumphant and amazing.

Oatmeal raisin is superior to chocolate chip.

I too dream of being ungreyed. I believe my many comments have sometimes entertained, sometimes actually helped people, and in one case started an epic flame war with about 50 people hating on me (many more than that starred my original post, though, so... I’ve also brought controversy!) What more could they possibly…

^_^

I didn’t find one with cupcakes.

I forgot about that. She did get screwed in 08.