I was afraid it was Johnny Depp (I think he’s from there), but I just couldn’t imagine a douche in a pirate outfit throwing turkeys like they were paper towels:/

That’s too nice. I prefer “more men need to be pushed OUT OF THE way.....”

Oh, I’m sorry. Saturday Night Social here at Jezebel.

You’re fortunate that you do work you enjoy. I think politicos only have fun when they are getting their way. Or making their opponents miserable:/

If you ever go to thrift stores there are only about a bajillion pairs of awesome shoes in your size (they don’t fit the rest of us), and they are almost always “new and unworn.”

Will be watching it in 3,2,1,....

I wonder what they think of us mere mortals:/

I’m not seeing any weight-loss going on, despite his baggy suits. Maybe this one is less baggy. Possibly also the lights.

100-200 years? That’s just...... hmmm.

Then it’s even more of a pleasure to know you. Dude is a national treasure. I love him in Weird Al’s “Tacky” video. In fact, I’m watching it now. Oh yeeeeah baby, it should all be YOU, Jack, haha! :D

No kidding. I live in a less-than-desirable neighborhood and EVERYONE has freaken cameras all over the place. It’s bananas.

I’m 50 (but 36 at heart), so I’m sure I’ll appreciate it.

Will we have to suffer hysterical tweets from 45? He doesn’t like Paul does he?

Eeek. Why is the picture moving in that rhythmic fashion?!!

Was going to say “I have fantasies of robbing them at water-pistol point.”

Or even going to work for a while: Tra la la.........

If you will be surrounding by other BUYERS, yes. Things could get sticky. If they have association meetings, go to them and find out their prejudices ASAP.

Yeah, even partial driveway blocking get’s that blood pumping...

Not familiar, but now I get to look up some cool stuff. Unfortunately I don’t live in an interesting place like Chicago. I live in a conservative town that hates Chicagoans:(

The markup for “good” clothing is about 500%. Or it was in the 90s anyway