This is an excellent point.

Right again! Illinois. “Friends” you say? Yes, please :D

Hell yes, there’s more to the story: the really interesting parts, and I want to know them ALL!

I’m not buying it, KILLBristol

Was he kicked or just got a real good suqeezin’?

You and commenters like yourself are why I stay here and get so much joy. I like in a bad town where there is no intelligence or humor. You folks are - literally - saving my life <3 :)

Meh, just go the your local car wash and get a good spritzing. I’ll hold your towel and robe ;)

Oh, Honey, I’m getting shallower every day and LOVING IT!! :D

I WOULD listen. I hope she isn’t above writing dick metaphors.

He also abandoned a sick Chow puppy.

“I want to know if G H.W. grabbed Barack’s butt too.”

Eeeew.

Now that’s an interesting improvement on “Duck and Cover.”

F*ck Greg Abbott. The only time you’ll ever hear a Republican politician say “Jesus” is when he is falling down the Statehouse steps.

A funny, DELICIOUS one :D

I laughed. Out Loud. Now take your star and promise never to use your powers for the Dark Side.

Well, anyone with a katana automatically seems a little more cool......

You forgot “racist.”

Is he even a decent golfer? Or does he just need to be one of a few rich guys standing on a large expanse of undeveloped real estate?

Good for you. Make it extra special! I’m not sure If you are a Sagitarius or a Capricorn. I’m a little bit of both;)