This is an excellent point.

Right again! Illinois. “Friends” you say? Yes, please :D

Hell yes, there’s more to the story: the really interesting parts, and I want to know them ALL!

I’m not buying it, KILLBristol

Was he kicked or just got a real good suqeezin’?

You and commenters like yourself are why I stay here and get so much joy. I like in a bad town where there is no intelligence or humor. You folks are - literally - saving my life <3 :)

Meh, just go the your local car wash and get a good spritzing. I’ll hold your towel and robe ;)

Oh, Honey, I’m getting shallower every day and LOVING IT!! :D

I WOULD listen. I hope she isn’t above writing dick metaphors.

He also abandoned a sick Chow puppy.

“I want to know if G H.W. grabbed Barack’s butt too.”

Eeeew.

Now that’s an interesting improvement on “Duck and Cover.”

F*ck Greg Abbott. The only time you’ll ever hear a Republican politician say “Jesus” is when he is falling down the Statehouse steps.

A funny, DELICIOUS one :D

Good for you. Make it extra special! I’m not sure If you are a Sagitarius or a Capricorn. I’m a little bit of both;)

You must be answering someone else’s post. Or you’re drunk. Either way, you sound like a dick. People were right about this blog.

Because we should have learned our lesson by now (then). But the US is still a kicking, screaming child that doesn’t understand logic and must always have its own way.

Agree. But ONLY if he ever actually does anything but play golf and tweet.

I’m ashamed to say that I don’t know anything about this woman (yet). But she has a twinkle in her eye like she’s up to something.