You know how I know you're not a woman? Because you post shit like this.

BOOM! We wont mention names, of course <cougherincough>....

Just perfect. +1

You'll have to be willing to accept that one of the Jezebel writers thinks you're a disgusting pathetic loser, though.

That made me out the biggest HA! last night. The entire relationship was for the cameras. You refused to see him in person TWICE. That was your chance to keep things private, asshole.

It's Jezebel. You have to throw in the "slut-shame" buzzword in order to get an article about "women" and "sex" published.

"'First of all, I think that's kind of below the belt. That's something that should be private,' she said," on national television.

When it comes to actors named Collin, there is only one, and his name is Farrell

Fifty Shades started off as a very long Twilight fanfic and then the author switched the names :(

They're already doing it...

Stop it with your accurate historical references and logic. This is the internet. That sort of behavior isn't tolerated here.

The US Navy shot down an Iranian airliner once. Oops.

Like the entire Crew of the USS Vincennes was executed because they shot down Iran Air 665, right.

Ladies and Gentlemen,

Its nice to see Sigourney Weaver honouring her Egyptian heritage! /sarcasm

It's nice to see Egypt truly depicted in all it's Anglo-Saxon glory

I don't think the premise of this article is true at all. Brazilian-Americans I know take Brazil's national team far more seriously than most people take any sports I've experienced here. And jesus, have you ever read the obituary of the goalkeeper who allowed Uruguay's winning goal in 1950?

I think one thing Americans need to remember is that the nature of a World Cup is different from almost all other sports events. You lose like that, there is no next year, there is no way to bounce back and to defend your reputation. This is it, for 4 years when you mention the Brazilian team this is what will be…