I’ve correctly predicted every presidential election since the first Bush from before the primaries happened.

Carrey’s work isn’t subtle enough for me. I prefer this masterpiece by Tom Scharpling:

Seriously though, if for some reason Donj had to sit down in a quiet room by himself and wait for 15 minutes, what do you suppose he would think? Like, would he think words? Or what?

I imagine the quote is correct, but I don’t know which part is supposed to suggest suicidal thoughts. Is it the “waiting for it to end” bit? Because she’s quite clearly saying she spends her days waiting for the day to end. Not her life. In any case, suicidal thoughts are thoughts about taking action to end your life,…

“What did you just say to me? No, I’m asking - I genuinely didn’t understand.”

To be fair, Don Jr. does know a thing or two about constitutional crises, being one of the chief architects of the one afflicting his own country.

Also the pure seething anger from trolls pretending they are black...

“What had happened was...” isn’t a term, it’s a phrase. Seems like ‘Monica’ is pretending to be educated as well as pretending to be black.

It began when someone calling themselves ‘Q’ started posting on 4-chan claiming to be an insider in the Trump administration and laying out some of the basic ideas of the conspiracy. Presumably they didn’t really believe they were who they said they were, so it is a hoax of some kind, originally. Who knows if ‘Q’ did…

Yes! And it gets weirder. They believe they are prophets of the apocalypse. When Mueller delivers his real report and arrests Hillary and all the rest, this will be Revelation, in the Christian sense. Trump is a God to them, quite literary.

I don’t even support their bullshit...

“To be clear, they absolutely shouldn’t be censoring the availability of books like this...”

This guy agrees with you...

It’s a good thing they weren’t actually removed for that reason then.

...we’ve set up a traditional teepee village by the river, where they will find blankets laid out for them to keep warm during the coldest night of the year.

Are we sure this was a Black History Month thing, or were these kids being used as extras in the annual Civil War reenactment?

If she ends up running against Trump it’ll be comb-eater vs. comb-over.

Leaving aside what this guy thinks of The Root, that’s a pretty odd take on The Onion...

It’s only natural to feel that way - it is maddeningly complicated! This essay is maybe a good place to start:

As I said in my original comment, there are plenty of people using criticism of the Israeli state as a cover for their antisemitism - I absolutely accept that. Antisemitism, whether coded or out in the open (and god knows there’s plenty of that too) is more rife than at any time since the Second World War. But the…