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My Hotmail account (or Outlook as it is now) sends Microsoft Rewards emails to spam, even though I have clicked “not junk” on them multiple times. Think about that - Microsoft’s algorithm is identifying emails from Microsoft as spam. You couldn’t make it up.

Completely different soup-brained psychopath. 

I believe you. I work in the offices of a digital marketing agency and last week they had a slideshow on the big screen telling us, without irony, that “consumers are woke”.

“In what turned out to be the highlight of the set, Allen proceeded to make a series of low grunting noises, implying that the behavior of the average working class male is similar to that of a primate. “Ughhh?” he intoned. “Ugh ugh ugh.”

This makes no sense. If he had a career before despite being unfunny, what’s changed that would prevent a comeback?

Person 1: I took my wife to the Caribbean last month.

“He began by asking what the deal with air travel was: this turned out to be less of a question than a rhetorical device that allowed him to smoothly segway into a series of observations, many of which I found amusingly similar to my own experiences of the phenomenon in question.

He wants to have it both ways. If he was to claim that the mass media, taken as a whole, has just as many positive things to say about him as negative - then he could claim that Google is showing bias by not reflecting this balance. But he has already claimed, ad nauseum, that the “MSM” is biased against him. If

Hey, cut him a break. How was he supposed to know he’d be subject to scrutiny?

I hate to defend this awful woman, but at worst it sounds like she’s suggesting banning location services in video games.

Oh god, you’re not one of these people that thinks that the Jews could have avoided the holocaust if only they’d had some rifles are you?

Oh crap, this doesn’t mean the Grateful Dead are coming back too, does it?

I found out about 1488 recently because someone signed up to a forum I moderate with the username ‘1488HH’.

Surely the point was that cats have only been with us for a small fraction of the time dogs have. Whether it’s 5% or 9.5%, it seems to me that point still stands.

My girlfriend knows Brian through Story Collider, and I met him when he brought it here to London a few years ago. Nice guy. From theoretical physics to Ninja Sex Party - funny where life can take you.

So... richer?

Basically.

Dammit, I stared at it for ages (god help me) but I just couldn’t quite get there. You’re so on point that I wouldn’t be surprised if that is actually what’s happening off-camera.

I truly hope these gentleman decide to take the Victoria line up to Seven Sisters or Tottenham Hale sometime, and try on that bollocks with some real Spurs fans. There’s some lovely blokes round there that would be very happy to have a quiet word.

This is a picture that has gone viral because people find ABC’s mistake funny. Deadspin have taken the picture and posted it to a section called ‘The Daily Screencap’, which is a section reserved for funny pictures. And yet your position seems to be that they are deliberately spreading the false claim (which,