The guy is a giant douche. Literally.

Either the Nord is rocking a 14" cock, or the other guy knows nothing about the human anatomy.

Looks like my grandmother's house.

"I once was an adventurer like you... but then my knee was dry-humped by an arrow."

Never. O_o

"I'm getting fucked up the ass..." = getting fucked (i.e. in trouble)

I need to get me one of those Qatari's. I hear the graphics are qawesome!

I'll have the Jedi burger... but hold the mini marshmallows.

Time to load up my iPhone with nothing but pictures of my balls and saucy Victorian era romance novels.

Is this a rehearsal for the new Cirque?

My exact thought as well. High looks considerably better in each screen cap!

Well... at least it wasn't called "snarfing."

Why the Zebra print? Are Zebra's from space?! Space horses?!

Fail Whale?

Car Battler Joe?!

Isn't there something unethical about imagery of people in distress though? I swear I thought this was something I learned in Communications Law.

^ This. Hope you guys have documented permission from the family to post this content.

Perfect.

Aisle 3 is apparently where gaming goes to die.