For my cat I got the biggest dog kennel that would fit in the car (wally world, like maybe 50 bucks). Used a disposable baking pan for a litter box. It worked like a charm. My cat cried for a little bit, but then just laid down and chilled the f out. He never used the litter box while we were driving, but it was handy…

Mr. Werner is an A+ dude.

I once made the mistake of referring to my dog as my baby (as in, “here’s an old picture of my baby Ruby when she was just a puppy....”) and people JUMPED ON MY ASS about it. Yes, I know my dog isn’t a literal baby. The razor teeth and roundworms were kind of a giveaway.

Becky is slang for “white girl”

Which one, the one in the diner or the one with the gremlin on the plane?

Its 10am Boxing Day and I am just about to start work.

And the beer & pizza payment turns out to be one beer out of a warm six pack, & a half cold slice of Dominoes.

Pinkham’s law.

Gotta say, it works on my dogs, too. They would reaaaaaaaaaaaaaaally prefer to have wet food over dry (or wet on top of dry) but they’re fucking fatasses and currently on a diet. So they might skip a meal of dry and give me the ‘what, this is it?’ look but they will eat the dry eventually.

Throw shit away constantly. Also I have three mail bins; Bills, Important non bills, and stuff I might need. The might need bin gets reviewed at the end of the month and then gets tossed or filed. Everything else goes directly to the trash can.

Video camera outside, linked to TV screen inside for live feed. MIL and some her friends or whoever can watch it live inside.

I do not talk to my mom any more. It was not until High School and really Collage till it became apparent she kind of sucked, She always took care of my older sister (she still talks to her) but me and my twin brother nah. My Dad was to much in love with her to notice (she kind of used him, as she does nearly…

My mother was physically and emotionally abusive. I was in and out of different homes - foster homes, extended relatives, friends - my whole childhood. Her immediate family never believed me, despite all the evidence, and told me no matter what, I just had to accept things because she was my mother. At 18, I made a…

thank you <3 This is a really bummer time. It’s good to know I’m not alone. If I have to hear ONE more “..But she’s your mother!” I’m going to throw things.

My mother is an alcoholic, compulsive-spender-hoarder narcissist. I finally went no contact with her last year and this will be my first mother’s day not acknowledging her. It’s tough because there is always an innate desire to please, to be a good person to your mother. But when it just gets thrown in your face and…

I really wish I could get back and edit that post to clarify, the RSVPs were a "mad libs" so we were hoping that immediate family would still return theirs, as we displayed them all at the wedding for people to enjoy. It was not a big deal.

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Get yourself checked for sleep apnea. If you are stopping breathing while sleeping, the headaches could be a symptom.