Omg why do I have so many notifications who did I piss off D:

Suction cup cat toys are a lie. An evil destructive lie. I've fallen for them before and have nobody to blame but myself. They will not stay. If they do stay, your cat needs to go to a vet because it's not well. Or it's not a cat - you are possibly that woman who loses her glasses in adventures of babysitting and…

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Well isn't this just the topic of the weekend. :) I've never posted an ad in casual encounters. I posted an ad in W4M once, and I got about 8 responses, most of which were normal, none of which included a dick pic, and only one of which felt a need to describe his dick to me (8 inches, for those keeping track at…

Oh man, I had an awful day. Actually it started pretty good. I got my bathroom clean, which is my most hated chore.

Do you have a laser pointer? I just got one for my cat and he really wears himself out chasing after the light. Like, he'll end up panting like a dog.

Hey, massage therapist here. You used a roller on it, but have you tried working the insertion points? (Knee and above ankle) I bet you've got a ton of sensitivity coming from there, and if you can release it, the muscle belly may relax a bit.

Wow, I'm just.. wow..

Yeah...from your tone I was thinking what you were really asking is if it's okay for you to make amends. I'm bored, alone and need distraction so I hope you don't mind but I'm going to give you a long-form, 2-for-1 answer. Answer one is the one I'd give if you were one of my girlfriends; answer two will be more…

NoNoNoNoNoooooo! Don't do it! She will eventually chill out, but in a year or so. In the mean time, you can learn to clip her claws, and there is a product called Soft Paws which are claw covers so they can't scratch. You can buy them at the pet supply store.

I hope Don isn't driving. Or Betty. If there's one thing they had in common, it was crashing their cars.

I wish I had you as one of my students. I've totally been able to keep abusive parents away from students (even minor students) while in college. Due to FERPA, I can shut them the fuck down. I've advocated for student's parents to be banned from campus or residence halls and I've found alumni lawyers to work…

It's one thing to not be turned on visually, it's another to tell someone their body parts are repulsive. "Repulsive" is a good word to never use with respect to another person's body.

I don't even like my own company all of the time!

My husband asked me to move in with him a week after we got together. We'd known each other well, of course, despite not knowing each other long. When you're both working in the same office with desks immediately next to each other, you get to know someone pretty quickly. Somehow we managed to live in a studio…

I think that, in general, it may be wise to try and seperate friendship and professional relationships. Not that you can't be friends with colleagues, but more that decisions about both things should be kept seperate.

I have a friend who was unemployed for a few months who asked me if there were any open positions…

Oh, thank God. I was in serious danger for a second there. I almost loved myself without any regard for what men love about me (my ass, I'm told in the street, loudly and often).

I flat-out told my boss that his raise offer was disappointing. He was dumbfounded for the rest of the meeting, and then found some more money a couple days later.

If I'm reading a book at any time and am not in imminent danger of dying, falling into a fountain, or unknowingly contributing to the harm of another person, do not talk to me.