For what it’s worth, while I feel the same, Terra Battle was one of the fairer F2P mobile games I’ve heard of. TB2 remains to be seen, but the Gooch hasn’t completely sold out.

Again, you’re doing this while hurtling through space at mind-boggling speeds

Totally with you on 1 & 2.

1. Wendy is rude to everybody.

That woman is going to have a job in the industry. And fast.

Words cannot fully describe how much I love this, and how beautiful it is

If you do... could you not? We paid good money for those assassins.

Of all the people in the world to pretend to be, you pretend to be the creator of a fan mod.

I got a good chuckle outta Bradford when he said something alone the lines of “Hey Commander, If you thought I talked a lot, how about these Chosen.”

You know you’ve been at Kotaku too long when you look at your own article and have absolutely no recollection of writing it.

Given that Charlie’s family is so impoverished, I’m actually not surprised to hear this. Most of the children in the book fit a stereotype of the time, and a black Charlie would’ve fit with a lot of images of black American children.

“Most corner stores are dirty, over-priced, lack variety, and frankly are terrifying to go into”

The city’s permanent residents should really adjust to the needs of the casual, pants-pissing visitor.

Relevant:

It’s part of a cut first draft where he and Scott formed a psychic link during the accident that killed Jason. As I recall, the idea was that every time Scott kills, Ethan blacks out.

Parasite Eve has one of those stories where it sounded really interesting in premise and it was, so long as you didn’t really start thinking deeply about it or learned more than just the bare skin of the science. If you did then the entire premise would get really silly fast.

Hahahaha I didn’t even think about that. Maybe he couldn’t help himself!

You’re nuts. FFIX is incredible.

“I once tracked down the author of this guide, Dan Birlew, and asked him how all this happened. He wouldn’t say. (“I do not comment on books/games that old. Please direct your queries to BradyGames.”