Don’t sweat it, man, the housekeeper has been rejecting my advances too.

No. Console gamers have been used to “Souls” and everything else sucks if it is properly scaled in difficulty. I actually gave up on Division 2 for being too easy and hearing this makes me happy. Just as unhappy knowing they the devs will cave in and nerf this as well.

Except Yahtzee didn’t coin the phrase, it was already a joke among PC users. But I do agree with the last part of your statement. People certainly like their internet spats.

Monetized or not, a good general rule is to not judge how others spend discretionary time & money. 

Given he's a streamer he's no doubt been making money in all those hours spent with this game. Seems like that makes those hours more fulfilling and more productive than any gaming you've done in the last five years.

Somebody put a bag of money into Derpfake’s lap and tell them to teach an AI via deeplearning to auto-adjust the film with the new Sonic-model!

That fan redesign actually looks better than any sonic within the past decade IMO.

Sega* is all about the money lately and don’t give a crap about their fans or their legacy. If you have enough money you can buy the rights to any of their IP’s and make a shitty movie with it.

*or rather the japanese shareholders who own the remains of the old sega.

I was really on board with you from reading the Headline, but I wasn’t really concerned with those things you mentioned in the article. I just think she is a bad voice actor and gave a very bland performance. I think that’s more of valid reason for her to not be in MK. Cause it pertains to the game. Not the history of…

Any time you score a video game movie to “Gangsta’s Paradise” and it is not an adaptation of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas, you should already know you done fucked up.

...when you go for the “Every hero has a Genesis” pun, it’s time to pack it in and admit that every script that ever was, is, or will be deserves…

I guess Sonic’s rings can teleport people now?

I like that the game’s sweet loot gear includes real brands. (I’ve got some 5.11 gear irl.) I imagine that’ll make cosplay even easier, lol.

Yes, it’s in the name, *dead*lift, lifting from a dead position.

Look, I know you flat-out don’t like him, but I’m sorry, he’s quite clearly not in early-stage dementia.

Drinking game: take a shot any time someone says “what about [insert any character darker than a summer tan]!?”

I heard the lack of rainbows in the game are a direct attack on the gay community.

Come on. It doesn’t really raise any questions about their review process. I’d have never read the badge number, because what kind of person would put a slur there, hidden in the badge number? Obviously an honest mistake. Ubi is not in the business of being particularly “edgy”.

Because, as I explained in my comment that you certainly read and didn’t skip over at all, I like the presence of monsters in the world, but want to be able to establish safe spaces in the game (which has been one of the key components of the game since its start).

Do I think only Hideo Kojima made MGS? No. But I hear his name attached to a project and I expect a certain level of deep and confusing storytelling that leaves you wanting more. Or Sid Meier makes me think of compelling strategy games with interesting factions. At some point there needs to be an overall creative…

Nanomachines.