At least he’s not Vietnamese

I’m sure the Boston fans will treat a Muslim player well.

Not sure that Dame really needed to throw Kanter under the bus there, but I’m sure that Erdogan appreciates the assist.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAlonelyHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

If waiters gave a six minute time limit for making a decision, my wife would never eat again. HAHAHAHA!

So in this case the Islanders were the Brooklyn Nyets.

This comment was ungreyed so we could laugh at how bad it is.

A downvote is the only possible answer to this loathsome Boston homerism

So if any of you were wondering what it would take for any free agent to choose to sign with a James Dolan team, the answer is for the other option to be the Islanders. 

Can I give you a negative star for that cold take ?

Mikey in Waltham is disappointed.

Would buy that for a +1 dollar

Fine, but the entire soundtrack is done by Die Antwoord. 

Big deal. I just want to know if Leeza Gibbons will be back.

You wrote all that, but I'd shut the door and closed the curtains one paragraph in.

Fired for being too Barstool.

“If Mackenzie Were Alive Today, I’d Like To Think She’d Be A Stoolie” - by Dave Portnoy

I thought I saw you there, drinking all that Faygo.

Mediocre white guys gotta step up their game.  That’s why I learned how to juggle.  

Oh God now he’s going to be appointed Acting Secretary of Sports...