YOU SEEM LIKE FUN.

Stu wasn’t really irradiated. Miriam played with the settings so he’d seem like it.

Given Billy Eichner was one of the mutated people in the season trailer a week ago, I think we haven’t seen the last of him.

So they specifically saved two randos because of their superlative genes ... then don’t want them to procreate?

But...I felt as if they didn’t really deny that it wasn’t Stu Stew so much as it imply they had him killed so as to give Miriam his (Stu’s) newly vacant slot.

That was a rock solid premier, and I'm more excited by AHS then I've been in a long time.

Sweet Dee finally gets her moment

Charlie’s vaguely British accent he puts on whenever he’s trying to be fancy never fails to make me laugh.

On the plus side, Buffalo can now start a QB who failed to complete 57% of his passes in a middling Group of Five conference, never won anything of note, and was only Honorable Mention All-MWC his last year.

They tied the Browns.

They are 33-6-1 against Cleveland since the Browns came back into the league, including 10-3-1 in Cleveland in the Roethlisberger era. If you think one decent game from James Conner “took away” Bell’s leverage, you don’t watch enough football.

At the moment, he toils for free.

Ask not for whom Le’Veon Bell toils. 

“Fuck Claude Lemieux”

“Did anyone hear a little lump say anything?”

There was also a rumor that Ken Holland wants that job as well.

hey shut up!!!

Yes.

the promotion seems largely symbolic

Now, as always, fuck this guy:

To each according to his reads.