Its a bit of a sore spot, but its totally cool and a good question. It’s a seriously tough call. They’re all motherfuckers I can’t stand.

If pressed, I’d have to say Kroenke because while Bidwell crushed my childhood, he DID spare me suffering through 20 years of caring about the Cardinals. Kroenke took a team that…

Geezus.  I mean switching from the Vikings could be seen as a form of self-care, but then to switch to the Cardinals....that’s like giving up smoking for your health and switching to Meth.

You know, I legitimately hope Roe v Wade never gets overturned, but the dystopia-loving part of me is kind of curious. Fetus worship, treating these fleshy beans the same way we do AR-15s, the flag and “the military”?  I still can’t figure out how the perceived safety of fetuses has any effect on Bidwill or Elway’s…

ULTRA MEGA FUCK that commercial!

Larry Fitzgerald is quite possibly my favorite non-Packer player ever. When Fitz retires the Cardinals should be disbanded.

I’m pretty sure this dude also owns multiple fleshlights shaped like an AR-15 barrel.

Years from now, you’ll tell your grandkids about the Arians/Palmer glory days, and those grandkids won’t give a shit because they’ll be Cowboys fans.

The most depressing thing I’ve ever seen on this site, and quite possibly the entire world wide web, is a picture (from a previous year’s WYTS article) of a Cardinals fan’s truck with the words MAX HALL ERA and WE DO THIS TOGETHER written on the back window.

Truly a glitch. Seattle always passes from the one-yard line.

Yeah, that’s the fakest one they’ve ever published.  And that’s saying something.

My main takeaway from this is that Ben is completely full of shit. 

I always liked you Hemmerling, but now I love you. Fuck the Packers. 

I live in Michigan, born and raised. I take no issue with your statement. 

3. Wisconsin is the reason Trump is President.

Man, WYTS turned into Penthouse Forum so slowly I didn’t even notice.

Correct.

My little sister moved up from Chicago to Milwaukee and actually just got engaged to a Packers fan. He is just about the nicest guy in the world and is more than an overprotective brother could hope for in a brother in-law. He bought her a Rodgers jersey for Christmas last year and I now plan on making a scene at…

It’s always amusing to hear him lament about how he everyone seemingly has a deal with Netflix, and the only one he can get is his monthly subscription.

Oakland’s not a small market, they’re cheap.