I cut the bit from my interview with Reed where I thanked him for all the Frisky Dingo references this year, because it felt self-indulgent. But we’ll know.

Don’t worry Pam I got your “master coconut” joke.

yes but are you tired of...other barry?

Wow, this is big news. With the Raptors having a coaching vacancy, I thought for sure they’d make a play for Casey.

Easiest answer ever - Star Trek: The Next Generation!

(William, if this hasn’t already been an AV CLUB Q&A, make it happen)

SeaQuest. Each season is a different show.

Yeah, wasn’t he the one who flunked them because they didn’t take a running back? That was the fucking stupidest take I’d ever heard outside of politics until this one.

Monnarez has been penning some bad, truly insanely BAD, columns for a while now. He’s trying real hard to take the late Drew Sharp’s throne as the Free Press’ prime crap-spitter in Detroit but he just comes off as trying way too damn hard.

I prefer dog racing, the true sport of kings. Too bad they no longer let monkeys ride the dogs around the track. Nothing like seeing a monkey whip a dog down the backstretch!

So we can stop pretending to give a shit about horse racing for 10 minutes a year now right?

Gotta say, escaping Cleveland only to be traded back seems like the kind of thing that would happen on a flat Earth.

Putin is going a little overboard getting is friends into the White House.

I’m a Wings fan and really wish Mike Green was part of that Caps team. I know he made the best decision for himself given that Detroit offered him more money and a larger role, but part of me wishes he was able to enjoy last night with Ovi and Backstrom.

The combination of the trophy itself, in the hands of someone who has suffered a long time in hopes of finally lifting it, underscores the commonly held fact that the Stanley Cup is just the best fucking totem of a championship.

Welcome to Rapture, Valve.

*takes a deep drag on his cigarette*
We all are

I think you’re in the wrong timeline.

Of course, I’m old enough to where just hearing the word “shit” uncensored on late night television is still a novelty. 

So, no mention of the fact that we got the show’s first-ever uncensored F-bombs tonight (“Fuchs” pronounced incorrectly not included)? If they had been waiting just to do it for the 100th episode, it sure as fuck paid off.