You said it better than I could’ve. I think dumb story ideas were making their way into this franchise since Aliens, and I thought Resurrection was a fun ride with lots of unexpected turns.

My idealized Alien includes the scrapped ending that would’ve shown the xenomorph’s original lifecycle and what ultimately happens…

It’s perfect for smuggling dino embryos off Isla Nubar.

+1 Shenanigans

Zoom and enhance!

Yeah 99 has a large cast and a longer run so costs for cast salary alone will have grown. As much as I love it, it had a good run. I would be much more interested in NBC (if it had the balls) picking up the still-fresh The Mick (pair it with AP Bio!) or put it on FXX or something.

What Billy was thinking:

Being cancelled is not a dignified death lol.

I’m guessing his dad’s reaction to being given the tour of the massive set was “I’m too old for this shit!”

Barney Miller-style

Quick someone call Yahoo steaming whatever and see if they want to save it!

Keeping your keys in car is a smart move. Nothing kills a party like some bartender confiscating them because youve had like 15 drinks or whatever

Found footage of the kid getting caught:

A little on the nose, isn’t it?

Apparently

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Yup. I’d literally die if I got hit by that pitch. Insane.

“How they responded to the employees’ behavior was solely at their discretion.”

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

He better step his game up if he ever wants to be a sound mixer for Dethklok! Nice reference!

Pretty sure the engineer got the boot put to him, medium style. Not actually murdered.