Jemele, you are drama

It was unclear exactly what was left on the voicemail due to Berman’s Mumblin’, Bumblin’, and Stumblin’.

Donald Sterling was really his best hope. I also imagine any team that DOES visit the White House would just get extra beat up all the next season.

He wished for panties.

I’m sorry L. Jackson, but please run this wheeeeel

“White House son-in-law, and man noticing a woman at the end of the bar who is too drunk to give consent but he doesn’t care, Jared Kushner...”

Im going to caption that photo with apologies to Steven Colbert, “White House son-in-law, and man noticing that YOUR kids are not chauferred to kindergaten by an old colored man, Jared Kushner...

Nothing could possibly top having russian strippers pee on you, could it?

To be fair, the Kushner loan is in keeping with Harris’s record of investing in mediocre franchises.

Draining a three is what, a 40% chance? Not here. It was 100% going to happen. It had to, and it did. RIP.

I know we joke around here a lot, and despite what our girlfriends say, we are ok at it. But whoever did this, show yourself. This shit is brilliant and I’m dying.

“...69 catches...”

Rob Gronkowski has been in the NFL since 2010—he is now 4 generations removed from the porn stars of his rookie season. You have to consider how difficult this is on him both mentally and physically.

Any shift in motivation didn’t affect Gronk’s performance: The tight end had 69 catches for a solid 1,084 yards and eight touchdowns in the regular season.

Gronk like 69

Barron Trump is supposedly a huge soccer fan. I would be less surprised if Trump conditions the bid on his son being able to play on the US national team than if he were to chuck the bid altogether.

FUCKING A RIGHT! BOBAN WAS FUN AND STAN RUINED IT!

“Hookers” is not the preferred nomenclature; “aspiring models,” please.

I’m moving further away from football, but I’ll be damned if soccer is going to fill that void.

I can’t blame them. I know which country has the better hat: