Agreed. In fairness, any second half of the MNF opening doubleheader without a Berman or Dilfer sighting is a win in my book.

Beth ain’t bad. Rex is dreadful.

Only for 6 months.

I think Beth is doing fine. Rex, not so much. They don’t have good energy together. Rex wasn’t really adding anything in the first half (I think he added two comments in the opening drive), which has created a lot of awkward silences. Also: the sound mix is super weird. Their voices are coming through flat and low.…

That was adorable. Can we keep him?

Y la dinamita hace boom!

Or perhaps it’s when the fighter jets alter the Statue of Liberty and make her so she’s celebrating a touchdown instead of offering a beacon to the world?

If the Jaguars get a win and no one is watching, does it count?

This was probably my favorite episode of the entire series. Holy shit.

“That mermaid puss! YEAH! We’re going back for seconds! We’re gonna do that shit every week, man! That was Atlantis!”

Ugh. Typical glory boy. You play for the name on the FRONT of your jersey!

It totally was. While neither were amazing burns, “Happy Arbor Day” was definitely superior.

I wasn’t expecting to love this or anything, but it had two things going for it that made me give it a shot: Adrienne Palicki and being a network sci-fi show. I’ve never liked much of Seth MacFarlane’s stuff, so I was prepared to roll my eyes at his sense of humor and such, but I never expected it would be both boring…

YES! Another guy all the basic chicks can say is their “boyfriend.” We needed one more of those guys. It was dark times there for a while.

We’re all a lot happier living under the delusion that 2016 never happened. And 2017 is trying its best to be just as forgettable / regrettable.

Honestly, makes perfect sense. Do the absolute minimum, but be available for all the actual games so you get paid. Run out the clock on this contract.

The NFL, where the players get hosed thanks to being part of the weakest union in pro sports.

Alex Smith may have went back to college, but Ryan Fitzpatrick went to Harvard

Now can we please fucking do this to Pittsburgh.