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Eh, they didn’t exactly vote for Donald Trump because they’re not impulsive, entitled, and attention deficient, y’know?

It’s almost as if he took a reasonable amount of time to consult with an attorney before making a public statement.

I didn’t know Albert Breer changed his twitter handle

Wow. I really feel for Bennett. Paying good money to see the Mayweather-McGregor fight.

This will be settled out of court by each league’s respective washed up lawers.

From what I can tell, TFA’s slavish devotion to all things A New Hope bothered everyone at Lucasfilm too. It wasn’t without its good points though.

Am I the only one who can’t see grays anymore? This whole thing is basically pointless if we can’t find the one person who doesn’t know what’s going on and posts in the grays why his team definitely doesn’t suck, why Drew sucks instead, and why liberals cuck.

No, NFL owners don’t want him. Not the same thing (see: Baltimore)

Distraction? Divisive? Dude won the Len Eshmont award voted on by his teammates last year. He wasn’t even divisive on a terrible team.

I’m a Vikings fan, and even though I’m still bitter about the more recent Blair Walsh playoff meltdown, I still masturbate to both of these clips.

I lived in Wisconsin for 26 of my 34 years on Earth, and I came here to write almost the exact same thing. Holy fuck.

That fucking Fail Mary epitomizes the directions of these two franchises. Matt Flynn happened because of this very sort of thing. They were practically giving us the chance to go 1-15 and we let that dipshit throw six goddamn touchdowns. I can’t bear watching these games anymore because I know that the Lions will go…

Lifetime WI resident, can confirm.

Let’s Remember Scab Refs

I’m a Lions fan.

also.

LOL.

Still better than Florida’s offense.