sadly for the rest of us, his actions are irreversible and he remains a deeply shitty person

To be fair, nobody expected anybody in America (or Canada, for that matter) to pay attention to the CFL. Martin Shkreli has been the starting QB for the Argos for the last 2 seasons.

And every time people will act surprised.

It’s a good time to be a somewhat competent QB.

I think long throws and inner tubing with coeds with Stafford.

I don’t feel like Bradford’s been on the field enough to get confused with anybody.

Stafford played all 16 games in the last 6 season. That ain’t no Bradford stuff.

Nothing like an internet rando arguing with an NFL player about football

In the “Bill Pullman v. Bill Paxton” kind of way where their names are similar but they really aren’t that alike?

I can’t be the only person who thinks Matt Stafford and Sam Bradford are the same person, right?

Yes, it’s a lot of money, but it’s not exactly like the Lions have a lot of options. Rudock is a project at best, and who are they gonna get on the market? (Don’t say it, don’t FUCKING say it!) In a non-cap league Tom Brady would be making a gajillion dollars on whatever team he wanted to play for, but instead he…

The Jets would kill for average and overpaid.

Fuck You Money indeed, where “you” is referring to you, specifically.

Everyone will obviously make jokes about this deal, but people have to understand that to a tortured franchise like the Lions, this is worth it and then some. Yes, Stafford is not a top QB and will never win a Super Bowl in Detroit barring major miracles, but he’s given the fans a reason to tune in every Sunday, which…

At least until Washington finds a way to pay Kirk Cousins $200 million over 3 years, and a month later Bruce Allen realizes that, somehow, $325 million of it is guaranteed.

Fantastic line from the SBNation version of this story.

Good.

“This is fine.”

Turns out....

Kelly Gruber. Fuck it, he’s still awesome.