metabolicfrolic
Metabolicfrolic
metabolicfrolic

No.

Man kills kids = Family Annihilator(tm) programmed to kill by society. NOT mentally ill.

No, but all of my other concerns have been covered by the other commenters. I’m not trying to make a joke either, but it strikes me as odd that the child already had juice in her diet at such a young age. My mind ran with it in quite a few directions. Should’ve known better, gotta stay in a tight line over here at

Repainting? Shit, what hole needs to be spackled or do we need new sheetrock?

Princess Charlotte looks so much like the Queen to me that I like to imagine that she carries around a tiny toy purse at all times.

I CAN ANSWER THE BABY QUESTION. I wondered the same thing until I had kids. It’s because trying to rinse the sand off of or change the diaper of a little girl wearing a one piece bathing suit is the kind of experience that should be reserved for those milling around the seventh circle of hell.

He needs to get a Haters Gonna Hate jacket for the last day.

Mothers-in-law should be banned from ever discussing the reproductive systems of their daughters-in-law. I will vote for whoever makes this part of their platform.

You’re no more defective than anyone who has anything different about them. Kids with diabetes aren’t defective; amputees aren’t defective; people who are 6'5" aren’t defective. Don’t talk to yourself like this and don’t wallow. Your path is different. So what. The point isn’t the childbirth, it’s the family.

I am so sad about all the people who don't know who Jenny Slate is because that most likely means they've never watched Kroll Show or Parks and Rec and their lives must be so empty.

i just really really fucking appreciate how unabashedly angry she is! it’s so refreshing!

Can you make one of those “sting” videos while you are there? Thanks!

I’ve noticed so many of these “Pregnancy Crisis Centers” popping up around me (SE Michigan). Now that I’m pregz i realllllly wanna go visit one and troll them when they try to spout “facts” at me.

My grandmother raised 5 children as a single mother - the youngest, my mother, was 5 when my grandfather died, and the oldest was 12 - and I was in awe of her. She was (and is) my role model in so many ways, because she was the strongest person I know, but also the most open-minded person I know, and I directly

I’d be too terrified of Sharon to be the woman Ozzy cheats with. You know she’ll mess you up.

Sad that their long marriage is ending. I’m reminded of what my mom said when Al and Tipper Gore announced their divorce after 40 years of marriage: “What’s the point, now?” :/

Outstanding Personality/Host
Host: Vivian Howard
A Chef’s Life
Airs on: PBS

I’m not even watching, and I only read 3 books, and I was sure he wasn’t dead. But I’m still wondering where Lady Stoneheart is. She hasn’t shown up yet, has she?

To be fair I ask for light ice and it is still usually at least half of the drink. If you pour it out you’d have less than a grande of liquid and it’s actually more expensive than the hot drink. They charge you extra for the ice. It is kind of a racket.

The incompetence of their editorial staff is at an all time high. It’s three people who were all given jobs by default because everybody else either quit or were let go. None of them know what they’re doing.