metabolicfrolic
Metabolicfrolic
metabolicfrolic

Funny how she’s getting threats but Jay-Z just gets a bunch of ribbing memes. Now I wonder why that is...?

Preach, I am totally fine with the Dornish coup plots from the book getting dropped. But I real deal thought some of the Iron Islands stuff (like the horn at the moot?!) would be important.

Today is my first day back at work after maternity leave and everyone is asking if I’m okay and if I’ve cried and I want yell, “FREEDOM IS MINE, AT LAST,” at all of them but I feel like that would make me seem like a bad mom. Newborns are BORING, no matter how adorable they are! I got to eat my breakfast with two

Man, more power to any new mom who can get an hour or two to herself (or out with her husband, girlfriends, etc.). You suddenly feel like everything you have belongs to a tiny, adorable, demanding creature. A brief respite to wear clean clothes and engage with adults can help keep you sane.

You know you’ve entered uncharted territory when Heidi Pratt looks like the sanest person in the room.

I would say so. LIVE gets great ratings, even moreso once Regis left. That’s almost all Kelly’s doing. Meanwhile, there hasn’t been a truly decent lineup at GMA since Robin was with Diane Sawyer and Chris Cuomo ... Juju Chang ... hell, I’ll take that overgrown fratboy Josh Elliott back over some of the chumps they

That header pic is breaking my heart. I miss Blake-free Gwen and her natural teeth.

I read preview articles about this half season, and some of the actors said that the script for the season finale was so upsetting that they had trouble filming it. That description makes a lot more sense if you can imagine the actors sympathizing with the audience and joy trying to gin up the worst cliffhanger ever.

“Try not to knock her up.” - SO MUCH this.

No I saw that too but that’s like two things. You telling me the ONLY non-writing jobs he could get was UPS or pot farming? If true, then fine I guess. But that’s not what he says. He doesn’t say he’s been sending out 50 resumes a week to regular jobs and can’t get hired. He just mentions writing and these two random

That’s how she fortifies that steely gaze.

“If you can convince the lowest white man that he’s better than the best colored man, he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll even empty his pockets for you.”

Seems apt in this instance.

A bigger issue is that jobs that really just require a HS diploma(and used to) now require a 4 year degree AT LEAST, so you can show them you are adequately in high debt and likely to stay in their crappy job working for shitty managers, and enjoying their disappearing benefits forever. Or until they go under, get

Life hack SNOW makes a GREAT Pillow!

Completely agreed. And I also hope that she realizes the class (and celeb) privilege that is shielding her from the kind of struggles most trans people in the US have to deal with.

and where did he get the money?!

Serious question but where the hell are his parents? This 18 year old is setting up his fake medical practice and no one is there is stop him or question him?

Personality disorder (or two) but now he's really spiraling into severe mental illness. Either that or he's been mostly controlled on meds but has decided to go off of them.

Or, he’s just an spoiled, entitled asshole.