The "Yeah, books and all printed media" line had me laughing for a solid 5 minutes—I don't understand it either, but I'm glad I'm not the only one. A+ delivery.

I carry all of the Final Fantasy and Kingdom Hearts piano tracks with me at all times…I've had a few on my computer for at least a decade at this point and I've added to as new ones become available. They are just so beautiful and have such emotional resonance. Better yet, their tone varies so much that there's really…