You’ve just described every Tavarish article.

Dear Tavarish,

Sorry, but.....

I genuinely don’t know where to begin with this one. This is one of the better new designs this year...an evolution of an unmistakably Aston design language that began with the DB7.

I think it’s beautiful.

I wish I could un-read this article.

Oh come on, it doesn’t look that bad with the right colour combination.

Just exercising their 2nd Amendment rights as a (maybe not well) organized militia

Hell, I think they did themselves a disservice by tying it high up, effectively pulling the tires off the ground. Tie off at the bottom and bob’s your gun-stealing uncle.

I’m going to guess the doors were substantially locked together.

Wow, actually working against themselves by chaining the doors together instead of just focusing on one. Not that I would really expect a lot from Texas’ finest high school drop outs

In a few years? That interior already looks like absolute gahbage.

I like the Porsche’s interior waayyy better. That light blue seat trim in the ‘Vette is going to look like absolute gahbage within a few years.

There won’t be any weight savings. The P1 always has carbon fibre panels. These are only aligned and coloured.

When I was in kindergarten, my dad caught me doing something I really should not have been doing. So he gave me the big sitdown/speech about how disappointed he was, and so on, and ended with an earnest “I need you to promise me you’ll never do that again.” My young self apparently (I’m told - I don’t recall that…

This cannot be starred enough. Tavarish will continue to soak up the page views despite all of the “I told you so” comments anyway. Hopefully this at least serves as a warning to broke high schoolers that think they can get “pretty much an M5" for $3k...

Can only tell you what the service department told me. And that they had the chains, guides, and tensioners IN STOCK.

Fixed. Everyone told you NOT to buy an M62 car for this exact reason. NOW can you finally stop telling people who can’t afford an M5 to buy a car with the disaster of an engine that is a high-mile M62?

I have respect for law enforcement, but what happened here does not paint cops in a good light.

The prevailing lore is the term refers to the result of what a person looks like after a crash wearing a helmet but no other protective gear:

Why is "squid" used as a derogatory term towards bikers? Do they have 10 legs and shoot ink? I don't get the origin.