Trump hasn’t even read all of Article II. I’m sure he never got to Section 4 of it:

But is the shittiest Ferrari better than the best Fiat?

So delusional. Everyone knows there's no light rail in NYC.

That was my first thought as well. Then I wondered if the Rangers would get salary cap relief. I need help.

Just read the Daily News article and it appears they’re saying (among other things) Dolan spent a lot of money in Inglewood without much to show for it. I’m shocked.

Just don’t drive impaired, please.

From Forbes: For the 16th consecutive year, MLB saw record gross revenues. For 2018, baseball-related revenues were $10.3 billion, according to industry sources who spoke on the condition of anonymity. The revenues do not include the $2.58 billion sale of BAMTech to Disney that is reported as capital.

The U.S.’s iron grip on the sport for decades now

Some of us who complain about long games actually attend the games and would rather not sit there for 3.5 hours. It takes too much time out of my post-game drinking.

Thank you for that, I just went there and you are spot on. In 10 minutes I went form “this is funny” to “I need to get on twitter immediately so I can follow @roselavelle”

See you tomorrow, Mickey

the Rays have embraced the two-city solution as the most feasible to saving baseball in the Tampa Bay area

Well, he is from Massachusetts so we know two things about him - he’s puked all over himself before, and he’s very upset that Boston didn’t win all the championships.

I think the analogy was quite apt, if a bit convoluted. He’s saying that Congress has a very important job and, because of McConnell, they are not doing their job. He’s contrasting that with something that would never happen - firefighters, police and those serving in the military abdicating their responsibilities in…

The only reason Breen, Jackson and Van Gundy are there is so somebody associated with the Knicks will be in the NBA Finals.

the Blues—the last of the Second Six teams which still exist to finally win a Cup

I’m guessing Marchand wrote this.

“Was that wrong? ...I gotta plead ignorance on this.”

I’m happy that women’s sports are getting just like men’s, at least when it comes shitty takes about the “right” way to celebrate. Love those unwritten rules!

This is what I was thinking as well. Cheap team drafts older players so they can pay them less during their prime years of productivity. Best case is you draft an Aaron Judge-type who doesn’t play in the majors until age 24, you pay him the at or near the league minimum during his early prime years and he doesn’t hit…