Wait, she has a stylist?

I think it’s possible that he was distraught at Clemente’s untimely passing and also that he’s got bad takes about today’s black & Latin players. These are not always mutually exclusive.

Drew’s Cooze?

Give me a brake.

This is home. I’m not leaving. That’s all.

I don’t think Emanuel and Geithner are idiots, just loathsome human beings. You’re correct in that most of the right wingers are idiots and loathsome humans.

+50 stars (and 13 stripes)

Cuomo is too busy fucking the MTA and its riders to fuck JFK.

Can’t we just let these southern states secede from the Union like they wanted to? They can pass all the stupid, oppressive laws that they want. I’m sure God will take care of them for being so “religious.”

His only misstep here was opening the beer before he threw it.

Well, you use swear words so I don’t believe your an English teacher

Since when is it the responsibility of the taxpayer to ensure all students get a breakfast and lunch?

+62,980,160 stars

I’m not sure a Palestinian man who lived 2,000 years ago was in favor of the European-descended tribes having dominion over the earth.

Does this count as a White Sox minute?

True, but no excuse for not having a conscience. They should talk to some of their teammates once in a while about stuff other than Fortnite, they might learn something.

C’mon, you knew this was coming...

At the risk of sounding like a sane person, retiring numbers is stupid except in limited circumstances; but it is especially stupid for NFL teams, where numbers are determined by position and you have a 53-man roster.

Is this the reply we’re posting to every Deadspin story now?