Now James Dolan can hire Ernie and Bernard King, reviving the Bernie and Ernie show.

Could be, and definitely part of the crapload of other stuff, too.

“We tried to bluff the Mets into having a fan fest by saying we were gonna do it. Didn’t work, so we actually had to do it.”

I’m so confused. If Greg Schiano isn’t a Schiano Man, what hope is there for the rest of us mere mortals?

the American tradition of impeding ease of access to public spaces through feckless security theater

Yeah, and now the bowling alley is gone, too.

Are they any black scouts working in MLB? I mean “hard-working” “gym rat” “knows the game” types, not ex-players who were “more talented.”

Not sure if he originated it, but media columnist Bob Raissman of the NY Daily News has been calling Francesa “The Sports Pope” forever. A particularly apt description for someone who (thinks he) is infallible.

Francesa is the Trump of sports radio.

Jaimie “Shoes” Huffman, Michigan State ‘79 team

the greatest baseball player any of us will ever see

Forgive me if I’m skeptical of universities with billion-dollar endowments turning off the spigot of dirty money which props up white privilege.

Speaking of bullshit, any union merely represents its members in contract negotiations and disciplinary actions. Management always holds all the cards. If MLB wanted to have a fair review process for the umpires they could have one, as long as they negotiate terms with the union.

Only thing better would’ve been FUBU.

Barry, Drew thanks you for writing most of the Why Your Team Sucks for the 2019 Giants.

Ranger fans always say “Potvin sucks” whenever (and wherever) we hear that organ riff (which is called “Let’s Go Team,” by the way). I’m hoping they play it in London during the Yankees-Red Sox games this summer.

Our policy is and will continue to be that if you are disrespectful to anyone in our venues, we will ask you not to return.

There might be fewer fights without social media to broadcast them all, probably wouldn’t be more, so this is not an unreasonable take.

As a Ranger fan, it is my essential nature to detest anything Islander-related; but I respect and admire the passion of these fans. Some franchises can only dream of their fans caring so much.

MLBPA needs to hire Boras immediately.