For years the NHL has been much too lenient when it comes to penalizing plays that can and do seriously injure an opponent (especially when it’s a Canadian player vs. a non-Canadian). Is this the dawn of a new day? We’ll see.

Ouch!

I might've used two different words, but I'm with you. 

Yes, it does. Louis is not pronounced “Louie” unless you’re talking about French Provincial furniture (or you’re actually French).

This is the first thing I’ve seen since Bourdain’s passing that made me laugh, if only at the absurdity of thinking “I’m glad he didn’t have to see that.” Guy Fieri, really?

Exactly.

The stadium is “almost always empty?” Average home attendance is over 41,000, 2nd in MLB. I know a lot of seats may be empty, but the high-priced tickets are mostly sold out.

Just call it the Fear-Industrial Complex, available every day on Fox News.

We live in a country where one has to apologize before proposing a common sense answer to too much gun violence - get rid of the guns.

This makes sense! What’s next, teaching all players to bunt for easy hits against the shift??

This explains why he’s never won the Stanley Cup.

Nope, we’re not.

A quick search indicates he’s coached both offense and defense, so no surprise he’s good at being both offensive and defensive.

I agree, although I believe you meant “eminently” qualified. And one of her qualifications was the fact that she was First Lady, which gave her much more experience with how the presidency works than just about every recent presidential candidate. Also, she was simply the most qualified candidate from either party in…

I’m an Italian-American who grew up in The Bronx, and I approve this message.

I honestly don’t know what’s scarier, this imbecile showing up at your door late at night about a Yelp review. or our moronic fellow Americans who are all “oh yeah, I would’ve just shot him.”

I can’t hear “Franco-American” without thinking of SpaghettiOs. I hate myself. And the jingle: Uh-oh, SpaghettiOs. Kill me now. THEY DON’T EVEN HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH FRANCE! GAAAAH.

George Blanda led the AFL in pass completions at age 38, threw a touchdown pass at 47, kicked field goals at 48!

Apparently the Ingraham Angle is between 90° and 180°

So, apparently OBJ has removed God from his life (according to well-known divinity student Ray Lewis). Currently still in his life: millions of dollars, fine women, media attention, pizza, coke (maybe), boat trips, personal fouls, shampoo commercials, odd sideline equipment interactions, and not enough pass…