Hey Bill Maher, this is not a First Amendment or “free speech” issue, as it does not involve the government. You should know this, it’s not difficult.

Yeah left that out because I couldn’t figure out how to adapt stick your City up your ass ‘cause we are Man United!! to LA.

Quick quiz, which is stupider:

To paraphrase the Manchester United fan chant (sung to the tune of Yankee Doodle Dandy):

A nice thought, but I’m sure black players were exposed to racism in South Africa too. It seems that white South Africans prefer rugby and cricket to soccer, and often support other (read “whiter”) countries over their own.

Holy Cow. Wait, they all died? You guys are scaring me, I’m outta here!

Exactly right. Block grants are the Republicans’ wet dream because it looks like they’re solving a problem when in reality they’re just creating another slush fund for the state & local pols to wallow in.

I may have to rethink the idea that a television star can’t lead the country. I’m just sorry it’s too late.

The Cone of Silence! Damn, beat me to it.

Mourinho suffers from the same hubris as a lot of managers/coaches in all sports. They don’t change their “systems” to fit the personnel they have. If you can’t mesh talents like Pogba, Sanchez, Martial & Rashford into your system, well, maybe it’s time to change the system. Or maybe get players that will thrive in…

Lol Jets

If you’ve gotta have a tournament, I like that it’s at The Palestra. Classic venue, on-campus site, multiple locker rooms, the building’s storied history as the home of the Big Five.

According to the White House website, the cabinet includes not only the heads of the 15 executive departments, but also the SBA and EPA administrators, among others.

What do you think Cuomo’s reaction would be if Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand decided to run for governor - you know, to burnish her resume in anticipation of a White House run? I’d love to see him mansplain to the voters why she’s not qualified.

What has happened in this world? We are holding United States Senators (Democratic only please) to a higher standard of conduct than, umm, whatever Ryan Seacrest is. Go figure.

No shots for Jenny, please. Except Botox, that’s fine.

And you people gave me a hard time for marrying my second cousin. Nyaa, nyaa.

So, who’s gonna be the last one to go? Jared and Ivanka, naah they’ll be back in New York pretty soon. Betsy DeVos? McMaster? Kelly?

So guns are sporting goods? Probably not, unless all the other participants in the sport also have guns, too. Not very sporting of them to only arm one team, is it?

Yes, thoughts and prayers for Matt Forte.