I think he’s an Arsenal supporter, does that count?

This is literally the opposite of what a federalist believes. To her credit she goes on to contradict her description of herself in the next few sentences, so there’s that.

Cool PR move though, firing the manager the same day as Julio won. Guess they figured the massive publicity would make people forget that a shitty team canned its manager.

Yeah, this has been a bad look since the 1930s

Weed is sometimes sucky, but never joyless.

Yeah, lemme know when “a well regulated Militia” commits one of these atrocities, that’s when the Second Amendment is an excuse.

I think “betrayed” is a bit harsh; Leroux’ father is American. Dwyer moved to the U.S. as a teenager because he recieved a college scholarship. Let them live.

I am nearly 60, and a parent. Yes, adolescence is much different today, of course.

Since we’re burning Dom Dwyer today, let’s just hope Cassius plays in a World Cup someday, like his mom has (but his dad hasn’t).

Well it is the Whiter Winter Olympics, right?

OK, let’s see you do it twice, motherfuckers”

Right on the money. Everybody wants to violently assault Nassar, but we can’t have victims’ family members meting out revenge, especially in court.

They can build a National Hall of Fame Shame for Sex Abuse Enablers in State College, unless the other sites (Boston Archdiocese, Karolyi Ranch, East Lansing, etc.) pony up more (hush) money!

Was tempted to leave this at 45 stars, but the country is ready for 46, I think (as long as it’s not Mike Pence), so there ya go.

Cut the time between innings spent in commercial breaks, especially in postseason. If the ratings go up because more people will be watching, the revenue difference will be made up by higher advertising payments. If not, well, I guess you might have to adjust the top players’ salaries to compensate.

While I agree wholeheartedly that the athletic department should be shuttered, what we need to do is make the criminal and/or civil penalties extremely harsh on those who were notified of the abuse and did nothing to stop it, for whatever reason.

George Atlas must’ve been Charles Atlas’ philandering brother, eh?

Yeah, not even American fans of United (which I am) want to see that.

Apparently, Jenny McCarthy doesn’t hate all injections, amirite?

I read the first two points and thought you were talking about Matt Lauer.