I thought it said Isiah Thomas Back and I almost had a heart attack (I’m a Knicks fan, please be kind).

Bottled Blonde came under fire this spring for its paragraphs-long dress code that bans Jordans sneakers, “odd-colored pants,” and “obnoxious prints.”

Yeah, let’s torture guys who invent data we don’t like. Hmmm, where have I heard this before?

Mary, Paul, and Peter

Thanks for the Christmas gift, Eddie Munster. You suck.

Dammit, Canada, stop copying us!

Hope Jeets is not too butthurt! Or something like that.

You are correct, but to clarify, the FedEx Ground people are basically some guys with a truck and a FedEx paint job, as opposed to the ones who deliver the time-critical stuff, who actually are FedEx employees.

Pictured above, the model for the Jaguars’ two-tone helmet

ETA:

To amplify your point:

Anybody who thinks the “classy” New York Football Giants front office aren’t a bunch of dicks hasn’t been paying attention, they’ve done this before - to their other Super Bowl MVP QB, Phil Simms.

It’s the ancestral German coming through. Or he’s a complete idiot. Yep, that’s it. He’s a complete idiot.

Naah there’s a lot of room for others on that list, looking at you Catholic Church. Feel free to add more...

She should run for office, she has bigger balls than all the men in Texas.

As a Native New Yorker and lifelong resident (born in Manhattan, grew up in The Bronx, live in Queens now), I must respond in the only way possible.

Would you believe me if I told you that NYDN columnist and Hansel & Gretel villain Gary Myers is STILL blaming Odell Beckham for the Giants mailing it in? You would? Well, let’s make fun of him anyway:

When I saw the headline, I figured it must’ve been something that happened in his SNL days, and I wasn’t that surprised. But in 2006? On a USO tour FFS?