It takes a pretty solid rant to make Michael Kay look like the more intelligent person, bonus points for making him shut up and listen. Good job understanding the difference between “statistics” (numbers) and “opinions” (words), by the way.

Insane luck? Maybe, but here’s the list of QBs who’ve won more Super Bowls than Eli: Brady (5), Bradshaw & Montana (4), Aikman (3). And here’s the list of two-time winners: Elway, Staubach, Griese, Roethlisberger, Starr, Plunkett, Peyton & Eli. It doesn’t mean Eli is better than Favre, Brees or Steve Young (all of…

Yeah, 13-year-old women.

Send. google ‘deadespin is gay’. google ‘pornhub transexuals with the boobies’. Google ‘why dont google work like my friend say it does’. ‘Dear Google, you are gay and your search engine is broken. Why do you hate America?

I absolutely agree with you, was just trying to make the point that a truly good coach can adjust his tactics to fit the strengths of the roster.

I don’t disagree that four games is too little to evaluate a new manager, and I understand that the roster wasn’t a good fit, but (and this applies to all sports) why can’t the manager/coach try to win with the players they have instead of the players they’d like to have?

Paterno should have gotten the death penalty.

Just the (pro) tip, I promise.

What is this “leftover bacon” of which you speak? (Asking for a fat friend)

Brad:

I wake up at five am to a million calls from my wife, who is screaming and has decided that I must be being unfaithful “Staying at another woman’s home.” For the next week, she won’t even speak to me, until she finally says “You just never took me camping enough,” and “I’ve found somewhere else to live,” and proceeds…

Disney suit #1: Gotta boost profits somehow, I think we can ding Bill Nye for a few million, what do you think?

I think it’s terrible that so many of the comments are related to Christie’s weight. Fat-shaming may be the last acceptable form of prejudice in America.

Thanks for sharing that story, it reminds me of how American Jews were the biggest (white) supporters of the civil rights movement during the last century. It’s a shame that alliance is not as powerful now. We need everyone to stand together with our fellow humans to stop this racist bullshit from killing this country.

As you said, this really fucking blows. Now I’m gonna have to go to the bar every Tuesday & Wednesday afternoon...hmm, maybe there’s a silver lining in all of this (just not for my liver or wallet).

NFL teams cannot trade injured players because trades are conditioned on players being able to pass a physical.

Because men suck. I know, I am one of them (and also an uncle).

Pinstripe Pride Personified!!

That’s an acting troupe

Everyone would just assume I was a troop.