In the US, “throw someone under the bus” is not a literal term. Guess it’s different in the UK.

I can eat a Dollar Hot Dog in a White Sox Minute. Sad!

You know you’re an asshole if Paul LePage outflanks you in the PR department!

So, more like a Columbus massacre, so not fake news then.

I like the Robin Wright vibe! I was getting an Eraserhead vibe from Joe’s hair.

“I’m very proud of my daughter Ivanka, always have been from day one. I have to tell you that. If she weren’t my daughter it would be so much easier for me to fuck her.” 

I didn’t know there were any non racist parts of America. America is racist, Texas loves their guns, that’s all I meant.

Assault with a deadly weapon is a crime in Texas? When did this happen?

+40 American League Championship stars

Am I the only one that thinks the people of this country are getting stupider by the second?

What kind of a defense is “don’t allow someone to sue us for doing something terribly wrong because we can’t pay the settlement”?

+1970 and +1973 stars

What the fuck is this?

No.

Yeah, this is a much worse offense than “grab ‘em by the pussy,” or smearing your predecessor with fake surveillance claims, or stiffing workers, or mocking the disabled, or committing adultery, or making thinly-veiled threats of gun violence against your opponent, or calling journalists the enemies of the state, or...

I mean, who the hell visits New York the week between Christmas & New Year’s anyway?

Apparently, most of the majority of her writing sucks, too.

So, maybe not a good idea to have fewer restrictions on gun ownership?

Stop calling him General. He’s the Attorney General, as in he’s in charge of all federal law enforcement, it’s not a military rank.